“It Was The Slowest Sex Ever” – Jady Duarte On Usain Bolt

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Multiple Olympic gold medal winner and the fastest runner in the world, Usain Bolt has been embroiled in a controversy regarding a one night stand he had with Brazilian student Jady Duarte. Usain, who has been in a relationship with Kasi Bennett since a while, allegedly cheated on her with Judy during the recently concluded Rio Olympics. In an interview to Dail Mail, Judy spoke at length about the night she spent with the star athlete. She said they met at a nightclub in Rio where he was celebrating his 30th birthday.

He pulled up his shirt and showed us his six pack. I just had to reach out and stroke it. The muscles were as hard as stone. We used Google (to communicate), but I didn’t need a translator to tell me that he wanted sex. He played the Rihanna song ‘Work’. I was expecting him to be fast, but it was the slowest sex I’ve ever had. We did it for about 40 minutes. He then took a couple of minutes rest before we did it again.

Jady also said that she earlier played hard to get, but gave in eventually. Usain on the other hand has had a crazy party week. Reports suggest that he brought back around 10 girls to his hotel room in London a few days ago. His steady girlfriend has not commented or reacted to any of this news, but is ‘liking’ tweets which say that Usain has lost out on a girl like her just for a one night stand. In earlier interviews Usain has admitted that he believes cheating is not a very big deal and it’s difficult to remain monogamous as ‘girls are throwing themselves at you… it’s hard to say no‘.

The fastest runner has the slowest sex. This is why the term ‘irony’ was invented.

By: Shreemi Verma